When I went to the movies the other night, I walked up to the concessions stand with my 3D glasses on and asked the girl how hipster I looked.
She said that the combination of the glasses and my v-neck would put me at a 7.5/10.

Determined to increase my score, I rested my arm on the counter, raised an eyebrow and said just one word.

"Vinyls."

  1. cheeburgs posted this